Name: Jean (Mean)

Age: 19 (DY’s)

Sex: Bitch

Symptom: Always in heat.

Treatment: ; ) *Wink*

Herb: Burger Herb

Instructions: Played in smoooth.

MY NEW RIDE, am so pleased with it that I have now allowed a diusability ramp into my surgery.

begrudginly I must add.

Off topic I know reeders.

Snapped this shot earlyer today….on my scooter buying an  freshorange juice

But had to comment on this tragic image above… My main problem (NEMESIS) (GRRR. grate funfair ride BTW) at Dr. Woolfes Canine herb Kollege (the stories I could tell u man about the “treatments” I gave bitches there W0OF WoOf!) was this motherfucker calld Perry viacom (above) who stole my secret recepies so I looked him up 5 yrs ago and lo and behold he was the cat motherfucker who got the cream some could say he had immense wealth but not true STOLEN so he became homeless ad destitoote when I told the board of HERBS

Who told the police dogs

LAZY STEELER got what was cumming to him.

My absolutly most splendid formular has been stolen by fat cats at the Doggy Herb “store” that has fragrantly jipped my top secret formulas though I don’t think they will know my top secret recipes and my top secret recipes are kept under lock a kee.

Email them here and tell them to FUCK themselves!!!!!!!!!!!! sales@doggieherbs.com

Mood: Violent and Bitey

Treatment: Going for a ride with some herbs, but no helmet, they break the law I do too. No regard.

Name: Ginos Demseanous (spelling?)

Age: 50 (DY’s)

Sex: Male

Symptom: Grossly Fat (and ugly)

Treatment: Stole his food, replaced with herbs.

Herb: Cheap Ones. Hehehe!!

Instructions: Stealth, cover of night. On foot, scooter too lowd.

Name: Clive J Barker

Age: 11 (DY’s)

Sex: Male

Symptom: Super Sad

Treatment: Fashion forward jumper infused with various herbs N.B. patent!!

Herb: Loads. *Snigger* SRSLY

Instructions: Arms through first, followed by head. Moron.

Fantastic work performed by other Doctors. (No Herbs?)

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Name: Saffron

Age: 24 (DY’s)

Sex: Mad Sexy

Symptom: Crazy Deaf

Treatment: Cone on head (increase sound) N.B. patent!!

Herb: Oak Leaf

Instructions: Boiled in patients urine for 3 hours, poured into cone.